If you don’t remember Friday by Rebecca Black then where were you a couple of years ago, as that song was absolutely everywhere? I’m also envious, because I wish I could forget that godawful ditty.

No worries, as Black is back (along with some nobody called Dave Days) with Saturday, a brand new song that bears no resemblance to Friday whatsoever. Honest.

I may have lied. This is just like Friday. Rebecca Black still cannot sing, the lyrics are still meaningless, and, though I hate to admit it, Saturday is just as catchy as Friday.

As much as I despise this song in a world where Justin Bieber is one of the biggest-selling popstars on the planet, why shouldn’t this do well. Rebecca Black seems a nice enough girl.