In Soviet Russia (I know it doesn’t exist any more but it’s a meme so go with it) the cars attack you. Scary stuff.
This video shows footage or a road traffic accident which could clearly have been much worse than it was. It starts with an idiotic lorry driver doing a u-turn into oncoming traffic, but that’s the least of it.
The vehicle we’re on board with turns to avoid it and enters a gas station on the right. It then hits a white car and what looks like a jeep, narrowly missing a guy casually standing there who I’m pretty sure craps his pants. Literally.
There is also a guy sat in the back of the vehicle to the left of the picture, who ends up tumbling out the back. Everybody looks to be fine however, which is nothing short of a miracle given the circumstances.