Like most of us, Jon Lajoie is worried about Britney Spears. But we tend to express our concern in different ways. I stock up on trashy tabloids to “stay informed,” but Jon’s written a song to cheer her up.

She may be a human train wreck that continues to produce crappy pop music, but Jon doesn’t hold that against her. In this tender tune, Jon assures Britney that no matter what people say he’d still have sex with her any day.

I just hope Britney has internet access in her psychiatric facility. Surely a song like this would lift her spirits!