Zero Dark Thirty tells the long, convoluted story of how Osama Bin Laden was located and then killed by U.S. forces.

If only they’d had Batman at their disposal, the whole thing would have concluded much more quickly.

This is Zero Dark Knight Thirty, which brings Batman into the mix. The normal inquisitors fail to squeeze the information out of a suspect, but Batman has no trouble doing the same.

This suggests we need a real-life Batman to help solve the problem of international terrorism. Unfortunately every movie that depicts ordinary people trying to become superheroes ends with them failing in their mission.