David Hasselhoff isn’t just a pretty face. He can also carry a tune, and he set out to prove it in his “Hooked on a Feeling” music video in 1999.

Maybe he should have hired a better music video producer. This video is not only disturbing and laughingly horrible . . . it’s just weird. What the hell do fake blue screen backgrounds have to do with “Hooked on a Feeling”?

After watching this video in its entirety, I laughed more than I have since my brother pissed himself in high school . . . and I fear that now I’ll have David Hasselhoff nightmares.