47-year-old spinster Susan Boyle has made headlines around the world after an amazing performance on Britain’s Got Talent.

Susan’s an unlikely star. She’s never been kissed, she lives with her 10-year-old cat, and she’s teased by children on the streets. But then she opens her mouth and sings.

Susan wowed the judges with her rendition of “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Miserables. Her voice is one of the most pure, angelic sounds I’ve ever heard.

There was no doubt from Simon and co. – we have to see her again in the semi finals. If she doesn’t win this competition, I’m a poor judge.

Move over Paul Potts. It looks like Britain’s found another unattractive, but super talented, star in the making!