It was recently the 25th anniversary of Tetris, the Russian-invented puzzle game which spawned a host of copycats, none of which came close to the original. The game may be awesome, even to this day, but isn’t it slightly sexual?
On first glance, no, but then anything and everything can be twisted to have a sexual side some way or another. And Tetris is no exception. If you think of the blocks all slotting in next to one another until they get so excited they disappear (into the bedroom) then it puts a different spin on it.
Which was obviously the flash of inspiration needed for this animated video short to be produced. It features Mr. Pointy Thing (I made that up) watching what can only be described as Tetris porn, which is, in effect, just Tetris with sex sounds over the top.
Everything is fine until his wife, Mrs. Square, and their two children, Miss Two and Two and Master 3.1, catch him at it. I think we’ve all been there at some time in our lives, although it would have been better if it had been Tetris porn rather than the old-fashioned variety of porn.
