Elliot Spitzer is/was the Governor of New York, is right at this moment, but not after his resignation becomes effective on March 17th.

The reason he’s going? Because of his alleged involvement with a prostitution ring, which is currently being investigated by the federal government.

Here in this video, David Letterman delivers his top ten list of Spitzer’s favourite excuses, which are all devilishly funny.

Some may be cruel, but the guy deserves it. There’s nothing worse than a politician who says one thing, and does another, and that’s exactly what Spitzer has done… allegedly.