On the Australian music trivia show Spicks and Specks, they reproduce the dinner Elvis had every night:

Two Fools Gold sandwiches made up of a jar of peanut butter, a jar of strawberry jam and a pound of bacon on a loaf of bread.

I’d try it. Okay, maybe not now that I’ve gone healthier than I have ever been, but I would have definitely tried it.

Oh, come on. Aren’t you the least bit curious, too?

What boggles me is not so much that he actually ate those things, but that he ate two every night and survived as long as he did. Sheesh.