Apple recently unveiled the iPhone 7, its newest, and some would say greatest, iPhone yet. However, Apple made the controversial decision to remove the headphone jack, leaving iPhone 7 owners needing to buy wireless headphones.
No worries, as Apple has got you covered with its new AirPods, wireless earphones which are literally EarPods with the wires cut off. How innovative!
The big problem, as many people have already pointed out, is the risk of losing these AirPods. No wire means they’re prone to falling out of your ears and ending up down a drain or in a toilet.
Again, no worries, as Apple will happily sell you some replacements. As Conan O’Brien makes clear in this fake ad for Apple AirPods.