Make no mistake about it, gay people want to take over the world. And when they do, all straight people are going to have to tortured to death for their past crimes!!!

If you believe that, you’ll believe anything. In which case, I’m guessing you’re either a right-wing politician with a chip on your shoulder, or a regular viewer of FOX News.

Forget what gay people tell you about enjoying a healthy and happy lifestyle. Instead, they are out to get straight people, and to destroy their way of life.

As this video shows, after breakfast, a hair appointment, and a spot of shopping, there’s nothing gays like better than to ASSUME CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT, DESTROY MARRIAGE, DESTROY RELIGION, DESTROY THE WORLD.

After that, there’s still time for some dinner and a trip to the theater. Oh to be gay.