Hundreds of nude photos of hot celebrities have leaked online over the weekend. Which has led to much hand-wringing from women who think it’s all disgustingly sexist, and men who don’t want to be seen as defending it.

However, CollegeHumor knows the truth, a truth that has existed since the very first celebrity nudes leaked many years ago. Nothing changes except for the celebrities involved.

Many — though certainly not all — men will look at the pictures in private while condemning them in public. They cannot help themselves, as the temptation is just too strong.

And many women will spend days on end arguing how wrong this all is while secretly lusting after male celebrities they openly admit to fancying.

Let’s just stop the bullshit, eh.