The X Factor started in the UK just over a week ago and we all know what that means don’t we? Yes, there’s a fresh new batch of untalented wannabes that we can sit and laugh at on a Saturday evening.

The first part of the contest is always about the terrible singers, those dreadful people who waste years of their lives thinking they can sing only to have Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Danni Minogue and Sharon Osbourne laugh them out of the room.

This girl is called Zoe, and featured on the first show of the series. Apart from being ginger, and reminding me of Vicki Pollard from Little Britain, she just can’t sing to save her life, but seems to think she is God’s gift!

Her reaction cracked me up, but her actual performance made me wince. Don’t come back again next year love, you are bloody awful! Leave it to people like Leona Lewis please.