Unsettling Home Alone With Realistic Injuries Video | If Home Alone Drew Blood

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Everyone loves Home Alone, right? At least the first one, and possibly the second, but not any of the other sequels starring cute kids who aren’t Macaulay Culkin.

The problem with Home Alone is the disconnect between the comedy violence and the injuries sustained by the would-be burglars. In reality, they would have died several times over.

This video fixes that issue, adding realistic injuries to Home Alone. This is just the first in a series of videos showing the fates of Harry and Marv.

It’s pretty unsettling watching the Wet Bandits get knocked the f*** out. Because we’re so used to seeing them getting back up after every horrific attack.

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