What to buy for the man or woman of your dreams on Valentine’s Day? It’s a classic conundrum faced by millions each year, and this video may help you decide the best gift for your loved one.

This is essentially a couple talking through their gift ideas for Valentine’s Day. It’s interesting to watch, not only for th advice but also for the fact that I’d swear the guy is gay.

I may not agree with all of the advice wholeheartedly, but overall it’s great, and the fact that this is a couple talking about noticing what each other is into and buying accordingly is spot-on.

Maybe if I’d taken this advice I wouldn’t be facing my first Valentine’s Day as a single man for many years. Yes, you are meant to feel sorry for me while you’re quaffing in a restaurant and making sweet love. You gits.