Automated Phonesex Video | Gets the Money Shot

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This clip combines two of the most ridiculous things in the modern world, phone sex and automated tellers. By now most of us have experienced automated tellers in some capacity, hopefully not with phone sex, but hey, whatever.

In any case most of us have at least tried speaking our commands into the phone only to find the stupid computer is less coherent of what we said than a Pakistani telemarketer.

It’s frustrating, infuriating even when you first try it, and because it’s a computer and not a human one has no reservations about screaming obscenities at it.

The man in this clip isn’t like you and me, though. He doesn’t scream his obscenities. It serves his purpose more to whisper his dirty talk as sweet nothings in the nasty little slut of a computer’s ear. His consequences are a little different to. You and I just get a little frustrated. This poor guy ends up getting the money shot.

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