Do you think your holiday gatherings are a little boring? Would you like to start some new and strange Christmas traditions? Why not try some of these on for size…

What is it with people and poop? For goodness sake. I thought ‘reindeer poop’ and ‘koala poop’ were strangely cute. Kind of. But pooping logs? Pooping statues?

I think that’s just one more thing that goes to show we, as humans, never grow up.

Anyway, moving on…

I reckon ‘Kentucky Fried Christmas’ is the best one. The KFC owners must just love that one, right? It would suck to work on Christmas in that country…