Australian comedy duo “The Scared Weird Little Guys” have written a song for tourism Australia, singing about all the ‘lovely’ (deadly) reasons tourists should come to Australia.

Awesome. Another ‘it’s funny because it’s true’ category video for the files.

The funny thing is that some of those spiders are the very real reasons some of my friends will never, ever come to Australia. And I don’t blame them.

The Huntsman spider says: “Web? Who needs a web? I’m so badass, I will run you down.”

Yep. A spider who needs no web. That’s right.

Funny, they didn’t mention all of the snakes…