“Fuck, it’s cold!”

Lewis Black doesn’t like the cold very much and certainly doesn’t like being proven wrong when it came to thinking last winter was the coldest winter ever.

I think the new determining factor of whether or not schools should close is whether it is too cold to complete a sentence – in your own head.

Can’t do that? School is closed.

Of course, it wouldn’t be closed here in Australia, but I can always hope for the northern hemisphere friends that it comes to pass.

Now I am just wondering how many people are going to want to kick me – including Lewis Black – if I mention that I kind of miss snow…