Piercing your clit is so last year for ladies lady-part fashion. Sparkle your womanly areas with crystals to feel even more glamorous.

I have seen a lot of time and money wasters, but this one really tops the cake. I like keeping my lady parts nice, but I don’t think I want to spend money on crystals that no one but my husband is going to see.

Of course, I’m already married. I might have been interested in this as a bride to be, but still… Crystals on your vagina?

Perhaps I’m missing some female gene that makes this oh so exciting for other people. I’ll save my money.