I can’t believe she read that entire headline with a straight face.
“WELL that’s embarrassing. A US exchange student had to be delivered from a giant stone vagina in Germany after a dare went awry.
“German emergency services were called to make a safe withdrawal of the student from the marble sculpture of a vulva in the grounds of Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology.
“It ended up being quite a public spectacle.
“Some 22 firefighters in five emergency vehicles arrived to watch the drama being played out on a public footpath.
“Local residents were also amused.”
Man, someone buy that guy a drink.