I can’t believe she read that entire headline with a straight face.

“WELL that’s embarrassing. A US exchange student had to be delivered from a giant stone vagina in Germany after a dare went awry.

“German emergency services were called to make a safe withdrawal of the student from the marble sculpture of a vulva in the grounds of Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology.

“It ended up being quite a public spectacle.

“Some 22 firefighters in five emergency vehicles arrived to watch the drama being played out on a public footpath.

“Local residents were also amused.”

- HeraldSun

Man, someone buy that guy a drink.