“Last week, the UK banned all sorts of things in pornography in a striking amendment to the 2003 Communications Act.
“Fisting, facesitting and spanking are all on the “can’t do” list as regulators seek to clamp down on depictions of sexual activity in harsh, bizarre and arbitrary fashion.
“Naturally, freedom-fighting porn lovers are pissed off, so 500 people will simulate sex outside Parliament this Friday.
“#PornProtest hopes to break the Sexual Freedom World Record for the most people face-sitting at one time.
“Participants must be fully clothed and don’t worry – for all you people that have ever really freaked out that you’re going to die whilst simulating oral sex, there will be health officials on standby to ensure total safety.”
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