“Keanu Reeves returns to the martial arts action genre to give us a movie with very little martial arts action! Jeremy reviews “47 Ronin”!” – Yt

“Part Wolverine, part The Last Samurai, part Ran, part Curse of the Golden Flower, with a smattering of The Last of the Mohicans, rookie director Carl Rinsch’s “world of witches and giants” enhanced historical tale should be an exciting thrill-ride.

“Instead it becomes bogged down by hard-to-follow feudal politics, endless swordplay that feels like one Tekken battle after another, and portentous and pretentious dialogue (“I will search for you through 1000 worlds and 10,000 lifetimes!”).” – Stuff.co.nz

Yeah… I won’t be seeing that one.