The main reason I wanted to share this video was so that we could all relish in the fact that the supposed track Olympian was sadder and more pathetic at this challenge than the oldest lady ever to compete on the show. She was the last to make it to the end, and sadly needed assistance.

She was quick to blame her shoes and her dress, but you would think the dress would make it even easier to race across the African terrain.

Sadly the old lady is gone, and this weaker counterpart will likely continue to fly under the radar for a while.

Hopefully this week’s challenges will be better and not feel like a failed Mario Party brawl.