What If Paul Blart Was A Serial Killer? Video | The Mall Cop 2 Trailer As A Horror Film

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is a pretty dumb movie. If you liked the first film you’ll like the sequel, but the rest of us have better things to do.

However, what if Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 wasn’t a silly, throwaway comedy, and was instead a horror about a serial killer?

This is Mallcopalypse Now: Blart of Darkness

Some genius has basically re-edited the trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 to give the whole thing a much darker, more malevolent feel. And it works really well.

This might not be a real film but it makes me think Kevin James could play a proper villain in a high-brow drama. Kind of like Robin Williams in One Hour Photo.

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