I’ll be honest and admit I didn’t have a clue who Brian Boitano was when I watched South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. But now I do, as he’s back in the public eye with the Winter Olympics currently taking place in Canada.
So what better opportunity will there ever be than this to break out his own personal song, What Would Brian Boitano Do?
It turns out Brian Boitano was a figure skater who won gold at the Calgary Winter Olympics in 1988. I never knew that as I’m not American (so don’t really give a crap), and I’m not a big fan of figure skating (because it IS crap).
Boitano is back in town to watch and be interviewed for the 2010 Winter Olympics. The problem is no one has yet had the courage to ask him, What would Brian Boitano do? Come on people, do it for a giggle!