Will Chuck Norris Blend? | Putting Chuck’s Invincibility to the Test

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You’ve gotta love Chuck Norris. No matter what kind of odds he’s up against, he always kicks ass and comes out on top. But will he blend?

I was a bit disappointed not to see the real Chuck Norris in this video. But his action figure counterpart was good enough to prove the point. The blender ripped the bad guys to shreds, and you might be naive enough to think that it did Chuck in as well. But he rose from the ashes smelling like roses.

You can insert your favorite Chuck Norris joke here. I’m off to watch reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger.

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