As the story goes, this is the world’s longest snake. It was recently found dead in Southern Mexico. While I consider myself an animal lover, it’s probably better that a massive snake like this isn’t still slithering around.

The camera pans slowly, giving us a chance to take in its size … until.

OK, he’s not really dead. And if I had to find that out the hard way, so do you!

I was actually drinking a can of Coke while watching this video. Needless to say, it ended up all over me. I’m sure the fright has shortened my life a little!