Simon Cowell is massive. Not in stature, but in the fame stakes worldwide. So much so that he has fans who will travel half way around the world just to meet him.
Totoshko is Japanese, not that you’d ever guess from her name or anything, and came to audition for The X Factor in the UK just to get up close and personal with Simon.
Her audition is hilarious, with her affected accent showing through, her quiet voice, and Japanese subtlety and the fact that she is a terrible singer.
Respect to her for trying though, and being so devoted to X Factor judge Cowell that she’ll brave the English weather and gangs of marauding chavs to meet him.
All the judges try not to laugh, and fail miserably. She doesn’t get through but she did get a kiss and a hug from Simon Cowell… surely that’s worth the time, money and effort in itself! Maybe.