British comedian Dan Clark isn’t just a funny man, he’s a dating doctor too. In his own unique way, that is.
Here’s a clip with 10 phrases guaranteed to piss off your partner after having sex with them.
The girl in this video has to be Dan’s girlfriend. I just can’t think of a logical explanation for why any other sane girl would put up with these comments. They just keep getting colder and colder. I’m surprised a slap wasn’t caught on camera.
The List
For those of you who can’t pick up British accents (no need to feel embarrassed), here’s the complete list in order:
- 1. That was the 3rd best I had this week.
- 2. Can I go now?
- 3. You know what, half way through you looked like my brother for a bit.
- 4. That was your first time, right?
- 5. What time did I do?
- 6. I wonder if John Loakes is still alive (?)
- 7. Never done that with a female before.
- 8. Got some notes. Do you want them now?
- 9. Congratulations, you were my 100th.
- 10. There you go sweetheart, something to remember me by.
