Donald Trump is running for President of the United States of America. Yes, that buffoonish guy who has been roundly mocked for his political rants in the past thinks he can make it to the White House in 2016.
Thankfully, Trump doesn’t stand a chance. Sure, he has money in the bank and charisma born from managing the media for many years. But that’s about it.
This video condenses the speech in which he declares he’s running down to the bare essentials. These are his best lines, although some of them are positively ludicrous.
There are currently 12 Republicans vying to be the official candidate, so don’t expect Donald Trump to last long in the fight. Still, he’ll be entertaining for a while.
