Watch Funny ‘New’ National Anthem of Straya Video | Hey Ya Australia!

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The good. The bad. The kangaroo. Happy Australia Day!

“STRAYA day! Maaaate. Love youse all.

“How Strayan is ‘‘youse’’? You do realise that when you weren’t watching, youse slipped into Australia’s national dictionary, much to the chagrin of toffs everywhere.

“It occurred to me last night as I inflated the Chinese-made inflatable plastic thong adorned in the Australian flag… that it may be entirely natural to experience a dizzying cognitive dissonance when considering Anzac Day’s confused older sibling.”

Read more: The Herald

Say what you like, remember what history you like, heap all the crap on it you want – I’m celebrating Australia Day!

My first Straya Day as a citizen.

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