At least this year’s Miss Universe seems more real than Barbie. Barbie would never snort when she laughs.
Miss Universe pageants have never been an intellectual feast; more about swimsuits and what you might do for World Peace. But when Miss Angola won the award we got treated to a new level of inanity.
I’m not sure why, but she was asked to make imitations… that’s right, to try to make the sounds of… wait for it… a lion, a car starting, a rocket launching, a sheep, a cow and a robot.
So… is her next career move starring alongside Micahel Winslow in Police Academy 36?
(Or whatever number they are up to now. Haha.)
