“Screw those kids in Africa!” Sarah East spouts in this latest episode of The PopCrunch Show. Of course, after her little rant about how the show is losing money she still manages to predict which celebrities will fall flat on their face in 2009.

Or simply die in Amy Winehouse’s case.

While some of these predictions are completely ridiculous (Lil Wayne and Kanye replaced by robots?), others are pretty believable. Hayden Panettiere always manages to lick something, Bono is often seen with underage girls, and Brangelina are crazy enough to adopt John Mayer.

And, yes, I too predict that Colin Ferrell may make a comeback. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which is planned to release this year stars him alongside Johnny Depp and the late Heath Ledger. I dare you to think of one 16 year old girl that wouldn’t want to see that.

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