Any one of you who hasn’t been living under a rock for the past two years will know who Amy Winehouse is, and what she is famous for: being a big drugs addict.

She’s also a singer, although that side of her personality has seemed to take a back-seat of late due to the absolute plethora of tabloid headline surrounding her personal life.

This video shows what could have happened if, after one particularly heavy session with husband Blake Fielder-Civil, she was abducted and turned in to a bionic man-style superhero.

The problem is, once Winehouse has rid the world of all the drugs, the only music around is Christian rock (boo, hiss) and Amy has nothing left to do. So she turns her hand to clearing cat hairs off people… hmm, okay then.