Apple released a slew of new products last week, the iPad Mini among them. The iPad Mini, as its name suggests, a miniature version of the iPad… nothing for the fanboys to get excited about, clearly.

Alas, these are Apple fanboys and they will buy anything so long as it has an Apple logo planted somewhere about its person.

This is Conan O’Brien’s wry take on the first iPad Mini television commercial. The visuals are the same, but the instrumental Chopsticks duet between the Mini and its big brother has gained some lyrics.

I’m tempted by the iPad Mini myself, but because I haven’t got a full-sized iPad. If I did then I wouldn’t even give this particular iDevice the time of day.