Awesome Japanese Penis Festival Video | Celebrate the Johnson

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Have you ever felt the need to celebrate the penis? I mean, really celebrate the penis, with penis-shaped bread, penis-shaped glasses, banners, and more?

If you answered “yes,” then you need to travel to Japan to participate in their Penis Festival. This is just one more reason that I want to live in Japan.

Not only do they have the most outrageous game shows—they have a freaking Penis Festival. How can you not love these people?

I especially like the music that is put to this video. For whatever reason, I really do believe that if I were to go to the Penis Festival, that music would be playing over loud speakers, and everyone would be dancing around. Call me nuts.

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