Babies are sweet, innocent, and cute. Who would have thought that they had so much in common with drunk people?

In this stand-up comedy clip, Nick Swardson compares babies to drunks. When you think about it, the similarities are rather striking. Both babble incomprehensibly and have trouble walking. Vomiting is a common occurrence for each. And both babies and drunks have a tendency to end up inexplicably naked.

So the next time you want to party but don’t have the money to go out to the bar, hang out with a baby. The experience will be quite similar to hanging out with your buddies who don’t know when to say when.