Up until this moment I thought Captain Kirk fighting that strange green lizard thing in an episode of Star Trek: The Original Series was the best worst fight scene ever committed to the screen. But it isn’t, as this clip trumps it in style.
It shows a fight scene from Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, a Hong Kong movie based on a Japanese comic book. Which I suppose does go some way to explaining the bizarre nature of the fight.
But still, it’s awesome.
First, one guy taps the other on the back of the head and his eye falls out. How can you top that? I know, how about having the one-eyed guy stab himself in the stomach, pull out his intestines and strangle the first guy. No Really!
And to finish, let’s have the one-eyed, stomach-slashed guy still able to run around and attack the first guy. At least until he lifts him in the air and then crushes his skull with one punch. You couldn’t make it up, but someone actually did in this instance.