Beyonce Might As Well Be White Video | 16 Year Old Shawn Johnson Crunched

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Just hours ago, your favorite celebrity-bashing show released it’s latest update, and this time it was filmed in front of a live studio audience…

of three people.

So is Selena Gomez is Disney’s next Miley Cirus? Sarah certainly doesn’t think so, in fact, she advises her to watch her back. As for Beyonce, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an uglier picture of her. Aren’t Photoshopped ads supposed to make people look better?

Ms. East may not care about the Olympics, but then again, she may be watching it for the wrong reasons (guys see here). Teen gymnast Shawn Johnson may only be 4 ft 9 inches tall and in dire need of a tampon, but she’s the 2008 World Champion.

At the end of the video, Sarah’s true feelings for women are revealed when she licks another girl’s face. Way to fit the angry lesbian stereotype Sarah!

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