You’ve gotta love live TV. That is when news finally gets interesting instead of just the same old crap such as Britney’s crazy, Brady’s wearing a foot boot and the replay of the same old scripts since the writer’s are still out.

Finally, here is some hard-hitting news… birds. And this reporter’s report is for the birds, literally. He ventures under the tree with birds, and gets two surprises, with one landing conveniently in his mouth.

Yum, now that looks like some fun. He was all smiles when the poo landed on his shoulder, but the minute it touched his mouth, we saw the diva come out in a flash.

I agree that is freakin’ gross, but I am still a little surprised at his reaction. Don’t let it kill ya, bra!