OK I admit it. I don’t watch Lost. While I’m making embarrassing confessions, I also haven’t seen the Lord of the Rings movies, and I’m not sure why Justin Timberlake is so popular.

All this makes me something of a social retard, but it need not be this way. Apparently Losticil can give me all the Lost knowledge I need to function like a normal person. And the best part is, I don’t have to sit through that awful confusing TV show to get it!

While Losticil can’t solve all my problems, it will make things a bit easier once the next season of Lost kicks off.