In an effort to try to gain acceptance, Sarah East from the PopCrunch Show brags about the time she got caught smoking crack in the boy’s room.

Of course, the incident was entirely fabricated and with a little confidence boost from her director, Sarah goes on to rant about how amazing Brad Pitt’s penis is. “I heard that his semen is more valuable than a barrel of oil,” she says.

Mario Lopez may be “gay” but the director of the PopCrunch Show makes an even gayer comment concerning Brad Pitt’s penis: “I heard it was diamond encrusted!” As for Jim Carrey wearing his wife’s swimsuit, now that’s comedy!

And last but not least, the show closes with a haunting picture of Amy Winehouse’s pubic hair. Technically, her name isn’t even mentioned. But in this case, a picture is worth a thousand words.

Never before has the subject of genitalia been discussed so frequently in a PopCrunch video update.

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