A while ago, the tabloid newspapers in the UK got all excited after a 30 second video of Chanelle Hayes from Big Brother 8 cavorting around in her underwear was “leaked” on the Internet.
This lead to speculation that a longer sex tape existed, and in a way it did, and this is it in all it’s 90 second glory.
I know, you’re disappointed too aren’t you? I thought it might actually be that bird who looks a little bit like Posh Spice Victoria Beckham having sex on tape for all of our pleasures.
Instead, it’s a spoof sex tape of her doing it with a puppet to advertise a TV show. We don’t even get to see a nipple! To say I was disappointed is an understatement – I had to cancel the bulk order to Kleenex.
This is even more disappointing than the Eva Longoria sex tape which ended up just being a Funny Or Die hoax. Bring back Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton, all is forgiven!
