Once in a while, a news story pops up that makes me doubt the sanity of the human race. Take this video, for example, of a 57 year-old pervert who claims to have been molested by the one-and-only Bigfoot.

This video is proof that any idiot can get on the news.

It’s one thing for a sick man (Gene R. Morrill) to claim such a thing, but it’s another thing for such a ludicrous story to make the news. My theory is that Gene wanted 15 minutes of fame and somebody at the news station lost a bet.

But what I couldn’t believe was how his attorney managed to keep a straight face when he was interviewed. “I take my client very seriously,” the greedy liar says. Thank God his “client” is going to jail where he’ll finally get a real taste of his own medicine.