We’ve featured lots of funny stuff from Japanese TV here on Web TV Hub. Now here’s a bizarre little Chinese board game commercial for your viewing pleasure. (Actually, it’s a Dutch parody of such a commercial, if you want to get technical about it.)

We’ve all heard about the dangers of lead-containing toys from China. But this board game makes the risk posed by those look pretty trivial, what with the throwing people off rooftops and setting them on fire.

I, for one, can think of a few people I wouldn’t mind playing this game with. I just hope I wouldn’t forget to place myself where my turn would come last.