This man, this awesome, epic man, is capable of jumping on eggs without breaking them. You’re jealous of his skills, aren’t you?! It’s fine, you can admit it.

This video shows an old clip from British television which features a guy who is proud and boastful of his ability to become as light as a feather.

Unfortunately his skills are a little less impressive than the viewers were originally led to believe. He doesn’t so much jump on the eggs as clip them while jumping over them.

There are people who can walk on eggs without breaking them, mostly martial artists with extraordinary powers. This guy isn’t one of those. He’s just a man. In shorts.