When I was a kid, I watched Teen Witch at least five times a day. I wanted to live in the movie and be as cool as these kids were.

Now, looking back, I can’t help but laugh my ass off. These boys that I thought were oh-so-hot in the 1980s scare the shit out of me now. I mean, really…guys wearing Capri pants?

Those dance moves are awesome, too. How did they learn to be so cool? I bet these actors watch this scene and can’t help but shake their heads.

My life’s ambition now is to sing “Top That” during one of my numerous karaoke nights.