We’ve all seen videos starring show-off pooches and know-it-all parrots. But what about the real stars of the animal kingdom? What about pigs?

I know they’re not generally known for their intelligence, but Mudslinger here shows you that pigs know about more than mud and slop.

It takes him a little while to warm up, but by the end of this video I was thoroughly impressed by this portly porker. He runs through all the usual tricks like waving to the audience and playing dead like a pro. But Mudslinger can do more than the classics.

He also has some mad soccer skills, and he can even clean up after himself! You know, that’s better than most children!