Spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, stroking the kitty; ever wonder where these common masturbatory phrases come from? I used to think some thirty-year-old adolescent coined them while sitting in his garage and swilling beer with his buddies, but after watching this clip I’m not so sure.

The one thing I am sure of; if we look even half as ridiculous as these animals do when we pull one off there ought to be a law against video taping it.

As a matter of fact, there should probably be a law against showing this clip. I hope there’s there no law against showing this clip.

Anyway, here it is. Animals masturbating. It’s silly. It’s obscene. It’s strangely thought provoking. Holy-shit is that cat doing what I think it’s doing? Yes, oh my god, yes it is.

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